🚨 OKAY NERDS, DROP EVERYTHING. I just had a near-death experience… from flavor. 😵💫
Nerdy Nuts Salted Caramel Tart peanut butter isn’t peanut butter…. it is nearing a federal crime disguised in a jar.
I opened it expecting “oh cute, fancy PB”
Instead I got punched in the soul by the smunchiest, dreamiest white chocolate peanut butter base swimming in a golden river of cookies & cream mallow swirled with salted caramel icing, dark chocolate crispearls, that tastes like it was churned by angels who mainline this CRIMINAL PRODUCT. Then… THEN… they scattered these little caramel truffles throughout that explode like flavor grenades when you bite into them. Oh…and those dark chocolate crisp pearls that everyone keeps asking if it’s caviar… well that ‘caviar’ is what makes the extra crunch sends this right into the best flavors and consistency, EVER!
It’s salty. It’s sweet. It’s buttery. . . it’s perfection in a 16 ounce jar.
🚩 My fitness journey just filed a restraining order against me.
+ Texture? 11/10 – smunchy smooth with those perfect bursts and crisp pearls
+ Flavor? Illegal in at least 7 states
+ Regret? Zero.
I would fight a squirrel 🐿️️, even a rabid raccoon for the last scoop…I’ve warned you. . it will make you FERAL!
If you call yourself a dessert gremlin or just someone with barely functioning taste buds… you NEED this.
Literally did not want to write this review because I’d truly like to be able to order a jar every month and I don’t want to let the cat…