Unicorn Dust is the best tasting peanut butter in the entire world and it's not even close. A literal rainbow shoots out of the jar when you open it. When you eat it, you'll have the best day of your entire life after. It's delicious; it's magic. It has 0 calories.
We're sorry to report that due to a shortage of the key ingredient, fresh unicorn dust, we can no longer make this peanut butter. If anyone spots a live unicorn or finds its dust (has to be fresh), please... PLEASE let us know first. We will reward you handsomely.
Until then, you'll have to settle for the second best peanut butter in the entire world—the rest of our products. We're really sorry.
~Nerdy Nuts Team
Ingredients: Peanuts, Fresh Unicorn Dust, Honey, Sugar, Peanut and/or Canola Oil, Salt, Modified Potato Starch and/or Xanthan Gum.